End of summer

This was it,

The last good week of summer and also the attempt to return to normal.

Gyms are opening up and the end of the quarantine line is nearing,

Time to go out with a bang,

Full week of activities ahead.

Tuesday golf with the attorney,

Wednesday is Island day to get ready for-

Thursday Delaware Debauchery 5.

Friday BBQ for mom before she goes back to Florida, and Saturday family day.

So let’s start on Sunday and is Doubleday,

7am to 11pm 16 hrs of pure correctional bliss,

And it goes as planned intake desk morning and inside work at night, total hours working 🤔 3?

Monday-lets get most ready for debauchery so Jell-O shots scooped into cups and watermelon filled with liquid happiness. Work Monday night -f-wing total time working-15 mins. Get out and now it’s time to start the activities.

Question:

Do I go straight home? I have to be up early to drive to long island for golf.

Answer: Nope, let’s go out for some beers and start it up. If I’m tired I’ll figure out a way to wake up.

Smoke a couple beers and shots head home after 45 mins. Home by 1.

Wake up at 5:30 got dressed and packed up for golf, helped the fam get out the door and off I go, barreling to Long Island.

Main concern: I have to drive home, can’t get too drunk, same way to keep me up also keeps me focused.

Drink water en route, beers on the course, and transfusions with dinner.

Great round now enjoying drinks, food, and convos at dinner.

Around 3 I start feeling a little drunk and a little more tired,

Time take a shot of energy. BANG

Back in the game and feeling right.

Crush few more transfusions and now ready to drive home.

A friend drank less than me but in worse shape,

Decides quantity over quality and thinks he’s better to drive, No thanks bro I got this…

He couldn’t even operate a cell phone.

One hiccup, intersections in Yonkers come out of nowhere,

Dodged it and moving on.

The night is lengthened with every shot of energy I inhale.

Talking with “Phone operator” enlightened another person.

Wednesday just became recovery day and get ready for the mighty Delaware.

Had a meeting with the sheriff but I’m hurting from prior night festivities.

Gotta do it tho it’s the right thing so picked myself up by my dress shoe strings and dragged me ass down there.

Did my unionly duty and headed home to spend time with the family and recoup for the trip.

Thursday: it’s Gametime, wake up My boy be here soon and bringing goods for the day, today is going to be great but it can be better!!… but nobody ever on time.

Get showered and ready, cut up the watermelons and bagged it.

Everything in coolers and ready to go.

My friend finally showed up an hour late he asks “we starting now?”

Ummmmm YEP

People bailing left and right in the trip but

Eyes down head forward continue with the day…..

Eventually all 12 debauchians show up and we are ready to go, rafts paid for don’t worry now worry about money later..

Debauchery goes over like always and great time it was….

Everyone makes their way home and happy they made the trip, alls well that ends well….🤟

Friday: smoking day making beef ribs for mom and Eric,

Not going all out but making the main attractions: smoked meat and corn casserole…

Started the day and got to work, ribs on at 8 and went to the store,

Picked up refreshments for the day, awestruck hibiscus ginger apple cider, magners pear cider, bud lights, and acid stogies….

Made my way thru the day enjoying music, smoking meats, beers, and stogies…

spent some time chatting it up with my boys L and Rock, yea we were elevated 😇

Eventual sat down and journeyed thru “American gangster” awesome movie about a cop that hates corrupt cops and a gangsta that hates disloyal criminals….

And here I am now,

In-laws house for beers with my father in law, Mich ultras and great convo….

I’m going to indulge myself again and make tomorrow’s 16 hrs in jail that much harder,

Why not? It’s the end of summer and return to normal…. Summer 2020 🤟

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